Sock Stealing Weirdo Cat

by Vanessa
(NE)

First of all, I should mention that the majority of the time, my cat is mute. As in, when she meows, you hear it like she's whispering or something. No meowing at the door at 3 am like some people's cats do.

If we do hear her meow, she probably has a sock in her mouth. If the sock drawer is open even the slightest bit, she'll get in there and take your socks. Then she delivers them to the living room, meowing for us to come see what a great sock-catcher she is. Some days when we get home, there's 3 or 4 pairs of socks out there.

The cat also "plucks" books. It looks like she's trying to sharpen her claws or something, but since she has no claws all she's really doing is making noise by plucking the book's cover with her toes.

Finally, she thinks my laptop is a good place to sleep. I know it's warm, but does she have to step all over the keyboard, doing her little kneading in a circle thing to get comfy? So far she's only managed to send nonsense instant messages to my friends (I left the AIM window up) and turn off my computer by stepping on the power button.