Orange Stories Butt Cats Revenge

by Butt Catt's Pet

One day the very mean and pot bellied Land Lord came to the House of Butt Catt, and his pet people. They all knew that if the mean and scary Land Lord discovered a secret orange cat by the name of Butt Catt, he would point his stinky, crooked, booger encrusted finger at the entire family and scream the word only meant for the most wicked tenant... EVICTION!!!

So quick as a cat the girl pet scooped up The Butt Catt and ran up stairs to hide him in the bedroom, shutting the door tight, and drawing all the curtains. Boy pet, not wanting to have The Butt Catt uncomfortable, did not forget food, mouseies, water and of course the litter box. His pets then left the house.

Butt Catt did not like this. Like every respectable cat, The Butt Catt was quite quick in conceiving a creative and devastating plan of revenge. He thought to him self, "How dare they shut-up a grand orange cat such as my self, and how disrespectful to force me to be in the same room as my toilet." The Butt Catt looked around the room and saw one of his girl pet's most prized possessions: a red silk robe.

He slowly and daintily stretched, rolling and sauntering over to the shimmering garment hanging so slightly on the closet door, because it most certainly is unbecoming for a cat to rush through an act of revenge. He raised one gleaming white paw and extended one razor edged toe and sank it into the subtle silk like a lover's member. The robe fell to the ground. Slowly, like a cold snake, The Butt Catt dragged the silken beauty across the floor, closer and closer to the litter box.
PART II COMING SOON