intelligent and machievious cat

by Owlman
(Porterville, CA)

Weird things my Siamese cat does: 1) Fetches any one of her numerous toys consistently and better than most dogs. 2) Turns the TV on using the remote. I have to hide the remote when I go to bed. 3) My phone is often busy for hours (sometimes longer) because the cat knocks it off the hook.

4) Jumps on top of the refrigerator when I open it. 5) Pulls the towels off the rack almost every night. 6) Attacks and shreds the toilet paper regularly. 7) Steals pencils, pens, erasers, post-it notes, chap-sticks, etc. I love my cat!